Monday, January 16, 2006
Man, does it suck to turn 22. Aye, its not that I just turned 22, but in about less than a mth's time, I'll be hitting that magical number. Can't help it if I was born a day before V-day (Hint Hint). So yeah, I shall be shameless and list out what I want.
Come to think about it, I just want to fall in love again. And for that, you need the right kinda ingredients for the gal. So here goes!!!
1) Above all else, my friends matter alot to me. So most definitely, one who'll be able to link up well with my core pool of friends. NOT one who pretends to like them, and then come up to me and say, 'Karthik, I liked them because of you. I liked them because I want to be with you. I like them blah blah blah'. Shut your mouth, you thong wearing fatty. If she pretended to like them, I'd rather she go whore around somewhere.
2) Someone who can cook. By cooking, I mean someone who can make me nice pasta, or cookies or anything edible. Not many people know, but I can cook. Maggi is not considered cooking. Even a baboon knows how to cook Maggi, lest she has the brains of one. I hear the Singapore Zoo may be needing some baboons on display, so you know where to drop off someone of such calibre.
3) Like in pt 1, I value friendship alot. So I can't help it if I happen to be very friendly, and as a result, be the person pple look to for advice. So the best, is for a girl who won't forsake her friends, just because they talk to me and invite me over for functions, and instead find new ones and hang ard them. Because, what assuarance is there, that one day, she'll leave them for another group of friends? Or worse, leave me for another guy? I want a proper gal, not a leech. I experienced lots of those in Brunei. And you know how you make a leech drop off, you burn them where it hurts.
4) And lastly, not one who will go sucking up to me. Like how I am the man of her dreams, or how I am the right one and all, adding tears and pauses to create the effect. Please, Mediacorp needs such artistes, and besides, I know myself well. My ego is big enough to feed me for a long long time. I don't need anyone to coax it. Lest she'd like to do a little suckin up on another body part. I can pay her well for that too..
1:09 PM
supernova lit up.
