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Sunday, January 29, 2006

The Shovel Squad

I decided to start a small jing-gang. No, not your usual anjadi bros that hang out in Yishun, or your abangs sitting around void-decks, or for that matter, frequenting KTVs and night clubs with trance blasting in the background. It was a brain-child that came about during a phone conversation with Jolene and Tanya.

We have an agenda, on the type of people to eliminate. Here goes..

1) The Racists

I shall specify the types. Basically, the ones that call out someone from the minority race, and in their presence, start conversing in their native language. Like 40 years of being a multi-racial society didn't quite sink into their heads. And also, the ones that get themselves attached to someone from another race, and then, to their face, say hurtful things about their race. Perhaps a few knocks of the shovel on their heads would do the trick.

2) The Back-stabbers

They approach you with the best of intentions, but at the very last minute, sell you out like a rat. Or if not that, twist things to their advantage, and you end up being questioned around. Maybe a case of trusting the wrong people, but we will not back away from eliminating such people.

3) The Game-playing Bfs/Gfs

By game, I mean your DOTAs and 'what-have-you' games that can be played online, or however they play it. These people, just seem to devote their time to eliminating their opponents online, whilst leaving the rest of the world in their dust. So its simple, we make it easier, by eliminating you in our game.

4) The Poor Internet Service Providers

They claim to bring to you, the best broadband service around. Yet, you get disconnected easily and as a result, logging into MSN or for the matter, the internet, can be quite the hassle. We pay you good money, yet you provide us with crap. CEO of Starhub, you better be doing something about this. I still haven't gotten my handphone vouchers yet!!!

And of course, panties, as brought up by our honorary member, Mr Desker Rocker. He wants elitists out too, as they both, happen to be the two biggest eye sores for him.

So the next time you pull off such stunts, be prepared to hear the distant 'cling-cling', because if anything, the Shovel Squad is just around the corner, awaiting to knock you out cold, and bury you alive.

11:18 PM

supernova lit up.