Sunday, April 30, 2006
When the waterbag burst...I have, officially snapped.
I initially thought, that perhaps, it was the pre-exam stress. Where everything started acting up on me, and I went on my crazy runs again.
Then, I realised, that was not the case. It was people! People around me, that started pissing me off. Dunno why, sometimes, its a good thing to keep it all to yourself. In that, you bottle up all your rage, and wait for that opportune moment, to finally let it go, and annihilate everything and anything in your path.
I recall an old friend telling me, in a joking manner, "Sadhu Miranthaal", which means, DON'T PISS A PATIENT DUDE OFF. I've let it all in my stride, and I have exploded once before, many would recall when that was.
Its a really simple rule out here. Don't bother hunting, what you cannot possibly kill. Amen..
Side note: On a positive front, I FINALLY GOT A NEW FONE!!! Man, after seeing my old phone's keypad peel away into oblivion, it was high time I got a change. And its spiffy too..
5:10 PM
supernova lit up.
Saturday, April 29, 2006
Presents Dilemma..Ever had this dilemma, of not knowing what gift to buy, for your guy friend, on his birthday?? Now, I speak for the ones with the rods (if you're a tranny, you obviously do not qualify). Guy getting girl a gift, or vice-versa, understandable. Girl getting girl a gift, quite normal. Guy getting guy a gift?? A lil erm, off..
Hence, here are tips, on what to get for your male buddy, for his birthday party(we often are spared, the non-party ones, where all you deliver, is just a greeting).
1) Wallet - Every guy needs it. Simple as that. And you do not find one changing his wallet, ever so often. So before that piece of cheap leather from Thailand starts reeking off a bad stench, get him a new one!! From where?? Why, the wallet shop of course.. Duh!
2) A Book - For the intellectual, and profound ones. If not, at least the ones who like to read. Of course, you could play tongue-in-cheek, and get him a book on World's Greatest Sex Tips. I got one, on my birthday... Tsk..
3) The Condom - If you come from an all-boys school, this is common place. A designer condom. Again, just for the fun element, with perhaps, a saving grace to it. I mean, had that situation where you run out of it, just when you need it?? That designer condom could save you, no..
4) Deodarant - If you're talking sporty-type, the spray does the trick. Relatively cheap, yet practical..
5) Shot glass - Almost every guy drinks. Even if he doesn't, getting him a personal shot-glass wouldn't hurt. All these glasses have something witty written on them..
6) Voucher - Of course, when all else fails, get him the voucher. Everyone likes a discounted price anyway. Metrosexuals, get a Zara or Topman voucher. Bookworm, Borders.
There you have it. Simple solutions, to a rather troublesome task..
6:54 AM
supernova lit up.
The Blogger Song..I like to rant rant rant,
Till the sun goes down
I like to nag nag nag,
Till your head breaks down
Becoz I careeee (yeah right!)
You know I careeee (Oh My!!!)
I like to know the latest gossips
And laugh it off
I like to look at lousy entries
And go, "WHAT THE HELL??"
Becoz I careee (yeah right!!)
But seriously, I dooo (Oh My!!!)
- Subject to more addition of lines, and a possible riff. Sean, we are on the right track!!!
5:25 AM
supernova lit up.
Friday, April 28, 2006
YAAA HOOOOO!!!!Alright!!!
Four down.. One final paper to go.. And then, 3 mths of slack..
Last stretch baby, last stretch!!!
*does pelvic thrust dance..
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1) Project Hard Gay Part 1..