Saturday, April 29, 2006
Presents Dilemma..Ever had this dilemma, of not knowing what gift to buy, for your guy friend, on his birthday?? Now, I speak for the ones with the rods (if you're a tranny, you obviously do not qualify). Guy getting girl a gift, or vice-versa, understandable. Girl getting girl a gift, quite normal. Guy getting guy a gift?? A lil erm, off..
Hence, here are tips, on what to get for your male buddy, for his birthday party(we often are spared, the non-party ones, where all you deliver, is just a greeting).
1) Wallet - Every guy needs it. Simple as that. And you do not find one changing his wallet, ever so often. So before that piece of cheap leather from Thailand starts reeking off a bad stench, get him a new one!! From where?? Why, the wallet shop of course.. Duh!
2) A Book - For the intellectual, and profound ones. If not, at least the ones who like to read. Of course, you could play tongue-in-cheek, and get him a book on World's Greatest Sex Tips. I got one, on my birthday... Tsk..
3) The Condom - If you come from an all-boys school, this is common place. A designer condom. Again, just for the fun element, with perhaps, a saving grace to it. I mean, had that situation where you run out of it, just when you need it?? That designer condom could save you, no..
4) Deodarant - If you're talking sporty-type, the spray does the trick. Relatively cheap, yet practical..
5) Shot glass - Almost every guy drinks. Even if he doesn't, getting him a personal shot-glass wouldn't hurt. All these glasses have something witty written on them..
6) Voucher - Of course, when all else fails, get him the voucher. Everyone likes a discounted price anyway. Metrosexuals, get a Zara or Topman voucher. Bookworm, Borders.
There you have it. Simple solutions, to a rather troublesome task..
6:54 AM
supernova lit up.
