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Sunday, December 10, 2006

A Special Ode, to a Special Friend...

No no, pls, this is, not one filled entirely with satire and sarcasm. A really heartfelt one, to my arch-nemesis who plagiarises some of my content on his blog.

We know him, as the Desker Rocker. I know him, as ****** ****..

As you count down your days to swapping your IC for that green 11B, I would like to dedicate the song on the right, to you. For everything that you've been, a great friend, a worthy opponent on MSN Games and Pool, a fellow Red, and of course, the kway teow whose always a notch above the rest...

Dhoom Machale, my friend..

PS Rafa dedicates the 4-0 mauling of Fulham to you, especially since this could be the last Liverpool match you watch before you enlist..

5:49 PM

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Saturday, December 09, 2006

How to be, The CLASSIC Ex BF...

Girls would always know, about that one ex bf, who'd give 'em terrible memories, not so much about the r/s but rather, the ones after the r/s. You usually find such doofuses (if there ever was such a word) in our wonderful Indian community, and as always, the supernova has stumbled upon one these past few days..

So want a lesson on how to be a classic ex bf??

Check this out..

Lesson 1: Shout Out

Yeah, do the whole, I'm so madly in love with you thingy, keep on callin your ex at unearthly hours, and if she doesn't even bother to pick up, continue callin her house, her house phone, her brother's phone, her doggy's phone, her neighbour's phone, the public phone below her block etc etc. Then, once she eventually decides to hear you out, scream your head out, like a raving lunatic, then do the whole, I-am-in-such-a-state-becoz-of-you-thing.

That clears Lesson 1.

Lesson 2: Propagate

So you realise your ex gf doesn't give two hoots about your rants. You also realise, she's starting to see someone else. You also happen to get pictures (try ransackin her computer when she's not at home) too. So, go about propagating the new affair by creating a new Friendster Profile with those pictures and add people close to you and your ex. Oh, please do not commit spelling mistakes on them. C'mon, I'm sure you wouldn't want your English tutor to die of a heart attack upon hearing about your grasp of the language, innit??

And do not stop there, go on tellin' a sob story about how you were jilted by your ex, and how she has the heart to do such a thing, blah blah blah. You get the drift. Your main idea, to create problems between the happy couple and make you the victim.

Lesson 2 - Complete.

Lesson 3: Threaten

Get your hands on the numbers of this new fella, and now, focus on trying to scare him off your ex. Yeah, do the whole, "Dei, I will come down to your school, and slash you dei. You dunno who I am dei. I bought prata at Simpang yesterday dei."

Of course, whilst it may lead to the plan gettin' backfired, there is a small chance that the fella may actually back out. That is, if you happen to be some gang leader la, not some small fry from a gang, or worse, got kicked out from that gang.

If it still doesn't work out well, try sendin' a message to the fella. A good example, would be the one displayed below.

hey ass hole u better stop calliong (insert girl's name)! understand! u fucker shes my galfen. if one more time i see ur number in her phone ur dead, i swear . u fucker , keep ur hands off another guys gal. u low lying asshole,u better learn how to respect anothers guys gal. tis is my warinng to u . if u wan to still pusch ur limit, then we will see. i swear i will see no mercy!

(pardon the spelling errors. didn't wanna change anything from the original text)

Lesson 4: Tap Out??

So the threats got you backfired (c'mon, you might have realised that a GOOD ex bf would just walk away and try to carry on with life), and end up having to carry on without her? Make it seem you've walked awayyyyyyy...

Till, like those WWE plots, where out of the blue, the heel character sneaks out from the crowd, and smashes the protaganist with a steel chair. Continue being a pest, either by sniggering around in the backgrounds or trying to wind up something, I dunno. Blame the new fella for writing posts about you, even if it was about Captain Vijaykanth and his bullet proof plate, or about how the new couple are so happily in love. In short, be a sour grape.

Call your ex like a few mths later, give her another sob story about how much you loved her so - all this, after a chance meeting somewhere. And then try and bring up old stories about how you had been victimised and such. Yeahh, girls like that, no?

Of course, in the end, you'd probably never get the girl EVER again, but hey, you've earned yourself a name now, eh?

THE CLASSIC EX BF... *drum roll

Oh, and try and insert low blows, and talk about the fella's mum's genitals. Yeah, you definitely would take the cake..

Lesson OVER...

Simple, for one comment made like months ago, you wanna pull a fast one by saying I've been writing and talking about you eh? Whoever bothers about your existence, I wonder..

Dun worry, your antics have earned you a spot in my blog la.

Just remember, you get my attention again, you'd live to regret it. Still thinking about how cowardly I was to run to the police then?

Think about it, why of all places, Tanglin Police Station? =)

You the best la, my Guardian-who-once-threatened-to-harm-me.

Oh, forgot to reference my findings on the classic ex-bf..

Reference: Classic Ex-BF

Eat your heart out...

4:58 AM

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Monday, December 04, 2006

Best Divorce Letter Ever...

Click on picture to read..

PS Click HERE to read full letter..

7:20 PM

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Friday, December 01, 2006

The Captain Strikes Back..

Just when you thought, that it was safe to watch a movie which was released on Deepavali, guess who bounces (literally) his way down to the big screen again...

Dharmapuri, a movie by Perarasu (Sivakasi, Thirupachi, Tirupathi and many more... argh!) and Captain Saar. As Prabhu puts it aptly, a totally fatal combo. Not one for the weak hearted.

Want a good review for Captain Marvel's latest film?

Check this out..

Worth a good read, but for those who seem lazy to read it, catch this clip..

Sai, forget D:2, we are watching this movie!!!

6:59 AM

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